10. |
The friendly staff hardly ever abuses the customers. |
9. |
Store owners almost never try to force their musical favorites on you. Well, maybe sometimes... |
8. |
Colorful regular customers who frequent the shop make it the "happening" place to be. |
7. |
Store is totally Spam-free. |
6. |
You can listen to many CD's and tapes before you buy, even such sure things as RuPaul, Elvis Hitler, and Dread Zeppelin. (these may be sold out, but there's plenty of others to listen to.) |
5. |
Store owners have thoughtfully provided gravity to ensure that customers don't float around while shopping. |
4. |
We only wasted a little bit of space on the World Wide Web for this list. |
3. |
Stupid owners prefer honesty and integrity over being able to pay the rent and bills. The fools! |
2. |
Attractive mannequin lures unsuspecting shoppers into the store. |
1. |
Store is family owned and operated so that you always know who to blame! |